Californians forced to walk around naked
If this wasn't so sad & stupid, I would still be laughing!
[ "Oakland City Council is considering a proposed ordinance that would criminalize the possession of everyday objects, including objects of professional tradesmen such as hammers, large screwdrivers, walking canes and mechanic’s tools." ]
And if that's not funny enough for you to LEAVE Cali, I don't know what ever will be! SERIOUSLY? Mechanic's tools, sticks and stones etc.?
No question, California just has to be a proving ground for government mind control projects! What else could it be? It appears not only to be California, but also NJ, NY, MA, and Connecticut, did I miss any? What about all their beloved tracking hardware, "cell phones", I'm more than certain that a sufficiently motivated individual can murder someone with one of the larger cell phones, and WHOA! What about those Tablets! With those NEAR sharp edges! All four of them!
Watch Out people! No one is safe anywhere, anymore!
Obviously the two primary weapons of choice for all construction workers and combat contractors and their families need to be the first assault tools banned from public availability. Of course, all of the after-market assault tool attachments, as well as all hammer products with sharp ends will also have to be highly regulated out of existence. At which point, the States legislatures will have to start several large committees to aid in overcoming each States inability to properly construct any useful structures. The States will also have to commission several Focus groups and new government agencies to find and regulate after the fact any new tools or potential implements of destruction that will come out of their newly devised measures for progressive commercial and residential construction. Of course many new State laws will have to be drawn up and set in place for the needed protracted policing efforts and oversight at every level of our new progressive construction techniques, the taxation of newly formed innovative companies that arise to support our progressive efforts, with further needed regulatory laws and agencies to oversee those companies, their GREEN manufacturing processes, sales, and in-route security of all products shipped. A new paramilitary overland and air shipping force will be established to ensure the safe shipping of all progressive tools and related parts, hardware, and expendables. A seventy eight thousand page regulatory Bill will be available for no one to read no later than some future date.
ALL OF THE ABOVE STYLE, AND ANY OTHER POTENTIAL HAND-HELD ASSAULT WEAPON OF ANY CONFIGURATION, BLUNT OR SHARP IN THE VEIN OF THOSE PICTURED ABOVE WILL BE REGULATED UNDER THE SAME CLASS-3 DESTRUCTIVE DEVISES LAWS AS ALL MILITARY AND NON-MILITARY RIFLES, PISTOLS, MACHINE-GUNS OR SUB-GUNS. ALL HAND HELD STYLE REPEATER ASSAULT WEAPONS AS PICTURED HEREIN ARE TO BE CONSIDERED TOTALLY ILLEGAL TO OWN BY ANY PERSON OR PERSONS WHO HAS NOT BEEN AUTHORIZED TO BE IN POSSESSION OF SUCH WEAPON, WHICH IS TO BE UNDERSTOOD AS - ON-DUTY FEDERAL, STATE & LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT, THE MILITARY OF THE USA AND OR ANY OTHER FOREIGN MILITARY FORCE WORKING WITHIN THE BORDERS OF THE UNITED STATES, OR ANY PRIVATE SECURITY FIRMS WHO ARE CURRENTLY UNDER CONTRACT OF THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES AT THE TIME THEY ARE FOUND TO BE IN POSSESSION OF SUCH ASSAULT WEAPON DESTRUCTIVE DEVICES.
THERE WILL NO LONGER BE ANY LEGAL PROVISIONS FOR ANY USE OF SUCH DESTRUCTIVE HAND HELD ASSAULT WEAPONS OR TOOLS TO BE USED IN ANY TRIBAL RITUALS OR OTHERWISE BY ANY PERSON OR PERSONS WITHIN THE BORDERS OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA OR ANYWHERE WITHIN ANY MEMBER STATE WORLDWIDE BY ORDER OF THE NDAA TREATY 2013, AND OR ANY OTHER TREATY OR LAW THAT MAY OR MAY NOT SPECIFICALLY COVER SUCH A LAW, TREATY OR AMENDMENT MADE AND RATIFIED BY THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT.
ANYONE CAUGHT FROM THIS TIME FORWARD IN POSSESSION OF, OR HANDLING ANY SUCH DESCRIBED ASSAULT TOOL OR SHARPENED IMPLEMENT OF DESTRUCTION WILL BE SERVED THE MINIMUM MANDATORY SENTENCE OF DEATH BY WAY OF THE SAME DESTRUCTIVE DEVISE SAID PERSON OR PERSONS HAD IN THEIR POSSESSION.
AMENDMENT 669 - ADDITIONS TO PROGRESSIVE LAWS: ALL CITIZENS AND OR VISITING PERSONS TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, AS WELL AS OTHER MEMBER STATES TO THIS PROGRESSIVE PROVISION FOR SAFETY OF OUR CHILDREN, WILL BY LAW, AND SUBJECT TO ARREST, TRAVEL WITHIN ALL PUBLIC PLACES REGARDLESS OF LOCATION OR WEATHER, WITHOUT CLOTHING OR COVERINGS OF ANY KIND.
Contributing writer ?
Mr. Who the hell cares!